I'll crack your distribution
Crack My Distribution

I'll crack your distribution

You can spend hours guessing which channels might work for your app, SaaS, or tool. Or I can review it for you and tell you exactly what I’d change immediately.

You order → We chat briefly → You get my report within 48 hours

Save months of trial-and-error

Most founders waste time testing channels that were never going to work. I’ll review your product, page, offer, content, and current channels, then send you exactly what I’d do, fix, avoid, and prioritize next.

FAQ

What do I get? +

You get a condensed PDF report of up to 15 pages. It is raw, text-only. I'll write it myself and I'll be brutally honest.

What will you check? +

I’ll look at everything that shapes your distribution: your product, landing page, social media, content, etc.

If you want me to look at something specific, include it in your message after ordering.

Is it a generic templated PDF? +

No. This is not one of those audit templates where 95% is the same for everyone and 5% is personalized.

The report is 100% written by me for your product.

No charts, no design system, no generic theory, no recycled pages.

Yes, I could make it 90 pages with 70 pages of common advice written by ChatGPT, but that would be useless.

I’d rather send you 15 pages that are raw, direct, and actually about you.

How does it work? +

You order, then you send me a short message with your product, your links, what you have already tried, and what you want me to focus on.

That briefing is optional, but the more context you give me, the less obvious the report will be.

Once I have it, give me 48 hours to produce and send your report.

When will I get the report? +

You receive it within 48 hours after I receive your briefing message.

Can I choose what you focus on? +

Yes, it's even better. You can also tell me what you already know, what you have already tried, and what did or did not work.

The end goal is that 100% of what you read feels new, useful, and non-obvious.

How do I know if you're good? +

You can check my content here: @crackthedistribution.

You can also read my distribution tips.

Take a few minutes, see how I think, and be the judge.

Is it a subscription? +

No. It is a one-time fee. You pay once, I audit your distribution once, and you get the report.

Can you check all my products? +

Yes, but I recommend starting with one project first.

Order for one product first, see if you like what I have to say, and if you want the same thing for your other projects, you can order again.

If that happens, I’ll give you a discount code for the next ones.

What if I have more questions? +

DM me on Instagram: @crackthedistribution